Kate Upton Shows Off Bodacious Bod, Bit by Bit

Thank you, Kate Upton, for sharing.

While we've long been privy to plenty of reasons why the 20-year-old model landed twoSports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covers in a row, the model took the liberty this past week of re-showing off some of her most marketable assets.

From the short-shorts she rocked at a Yankees game to the curves-hugging leather pencil skirt to the bra that could barely contain her, er, talent on the set of The Other Woman...

It's been quite a week in pictures for Kate Upton.

And, if you're not done ogling, here are more pics of the up-and-coming star, in color, in black and white, in bikinis, in clothes...etc.

Maron Recap: Trejo Day

After a couple of weeks all about love and ladies,Maron’s back to the arena of masculinity and respect. It begins with Marc confronting a comically hatted barista about disrespecting the art of espresso. Marc is obsessed with integrity, unless we’re talking about a coffee bean. “I’m just trying to get it into my body as quickly and efficiently as possible so life feels like it’s worth living for two hours,” Maron says with trademark intensity. “Flavor is secondary to the buzz. Don't you get it? You're just a drug dealer." It’s funny on its own, and also solid foreshadowing for an upcoming spin though the actual drug world.

Ken Jeong is at Maron’s house, theoretically for a podcast taping but basically just so he can be a sounding board for Maron’s problem du jour. I love the idea of Marc inviting a celebrity over solely so he can talk about himself this much. The "WTF" podcast is infamous for Marc’s ability to worm himself into anyone’s personal history — or to flat-out “make things about me” — but he’s also an incredibly empathetic listener, and he knows when to shut up. Not so on Maron. We don't get a single piece of info about Jeong himself, except that he maybe digs Blind Melon. (I'll say, though, that it's refreshing even to hear Jeong speak in his real voice and be his cool self after suffering through The Hangover Part III.) Marc starts familiarizing us with his affinity for the vice-ridden side of life, for “playing chicken with my sanity.” He misses it, or the idea of it.

Exit Ken Jeong, enter Danny Trejo as Manny, a recovering alcoholic in awe of Maron's formidable decade of sobriety. Manny has been taking his addiction pains out on food; the idea of Machete eating twenty cookies is a crime to put in our heads then not show us. The macho, actors-reading-lines quality of Marc and Manny’s interaction is distracting at first, but they find a convincing groove as time passes, particularly the more times they ride in the car together. Marc continues savoring the fact that he was once a badass young man. His “my behavior almost killed me” story ends with him jerking off four times.

Maron agrees to be Manny’s sponsor but ends up starring in a kind of neurotic version of Training Day. Even in a dangerous situation, Maron can't resist making it about himself. "Who's the Jewface lawyer?" an imposing druglord asks Manny of Maron. "Ha, my mother wishes!” Marc rejoins. “Actually I'm a comedian, and I do a podcast out of my house." He tries for some cred by telling the drug guy that he lives in the same neighborhood, not some bourgeois L.A. enclave. Jesus, Marc — zip it.

But when the drug guy wants Manny to drink some tequila to celebrate Manny leaving “the life,” Maron can’t resist wielding his newfound influence as the good angel. "Are we even debating that addiction is a disease?" (Good God, is this thing going off the rails.) "You don't trust a man that won't drink with you? That doesn't even make sense. What is this, the Wild West?" Somehow this idiot ploy works, because the drug dealer has an uncle who’s battled sobriety. "Just FYI, you shouldn't be so condescending," he tells Maron after the tension’s cleared. And suddenly we're having a mini dialogue about gentrification, and Marc's pulling the "I buy my cat food at a bodega" card. The cherry on the face-palm sundae is Marc talking out his food and body issues with an uncomprehending but respectful Trejo in the car.

Marc heads from one awkward scenario to another, playing race-panicking watchman/getaway driver while Trejo beats on a guy inside. Maron saves the day again, stopping Manny from murdering someone. They have another winning exchange in the car. "I don't want your blood money,” Marc says as Manny tucks a favor into Marc’s shirt pocket. “Whatever — I stopped you from killing a guy, you chip in for gas. Fair trade." Trejo's a killer with a sweet tooth, so they head for some emergency ice cream. Maron takes a lick and Manny won’t take it back, ‘cause cooties. He’s a complex crook.

Idling outside the journey’s final waypoint, Maron is exhausted. "In one day, I've been in a literal Mexican standoff, harassed by 10-year-olds, made an accomplice, and I even ate chocolate-chip ice cream. Shit." Manny sends him to a dark doorway with a piñata. It's no surprise when the piñata turns out to be for a kiddo Manny cares about, his granddaughter. The guys part on good terms. Hopefully there’ll be a second season, and hopefully Trejo will return.

Marc, newly endowed with trace amounts of Trejo swagger and also a $100 bill, bosses the obnoxious barista around and leaves a handsome tip. Maron exits in swaggering slo-mo, chomping a guilt-free jelly doughnut.

Casting Net: Sofia Vergara, Reese Witherspoon to star in 'Don't Mess With Texas'; Plus Christoph Waltz

 Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) and Reese Witherspoon (Sweet Home Alabama) will show off their comedy chops together in Don’t Mess With Texas, a project Universal just won in a fierce bidding battle among studios. Like Sweet Home Alabama, the film is a chance for Witherspoon to get in touch with her southern roots (though not quite in her home state of Tennessee, where she was raised). Don’t Mess With Texas will follow a cop and a prisoner who are on the run in Texas from crooked cops. [Deadline]

• Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained) has signed on to star in True Crimes, a thriller based on the real-life case of Krystian Bala, a Polish writer convicted of murder in 2007. The film is adapted from a 2008 New Yorker feature about the case. The murder remained a cold case for years until Bala published a novel featuring a murder very much like the unsolved crime. 

Kristin Cavallari Marries Jay Cutler

Touchdown! Kristin Cavallari and her papa Bear, Jay Cutler, have tied the knot. 

"Im officially Kristin Elizabeth Cutler!!!!!" sheTweeted Friday with a photo of their rings. 

The announcement that the former Laguna Beach reality starlet, 26, wed the pro quarterback, 30, came just hours after they got a marriage license in Nashville. 

The pair's nuptials follow their Nov. 2011 engagement – a second for the pair, who called off their first in July 2011. 

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"I think we both knew from the moment we met that we wanted to marry each other," she told PEOPLE shortly after Cutler's first proposal. "It's been a great situation." 

Once reunited after their split, the happy pair wasted no time starting a family. Cavallari and Cutler announced in January 2012 they were expecting their first child. The TV personalitygave birth to son, Camden Jack in August of that year. 

"It was the most incredible moment I've ever felt," she said of childbirth. "With Camden, I've realized what really matters. We're a family." 

New image from 'Transformers 4' shows Lamborghini Aventador in Michael Bay's film

News continues to roll out from "Transformers 4," and again it's in the form of a car. When the new Michael Bay movie hits theaters next summer, you can expect to see the 2013 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 Coupe somewhere on the screen. 

 

Paramount's newly released image of the Aventador didn't contain any information along with it about which Autobot (or, maybe, Decepticon) the car might be, but older incarnations of both Sideswipe and his brother, Sunstreaker, have been other types of Lamborghinis. There is no real reason to think that Bey's movie has to follow that portion of "Transformers" history, but it could. Of course, it could just be a regular car too, but that would be kind of boring.

 

For those of you curious about the Aventador, the 700 HP vehicle sports a V12, has a top speed of 217 mph and goes 0-60 in under three seconds. A quick call to our local Lambo dealer indicated that the car's base price is something above $400,000.

 

Shooting on "Transformers 4" has already begun, with Mark Wahlberg starring and Peter Cullen reprising his role as the voice of Optimus Prime. The film is due in theaters on June 27, 2014.

'Community' Star Gillian Jacobs Joins 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2'

"Community" star Gillian Jacobs will join Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson and Adam Scott in MGM’s "Hot Tub Time Machine 2."

Jacobs will play the female lead in the follow-up to the time-traveling 2010 comedy that centered on a hot tub with some pretty magical jet streams. The sequel brings back Robinson and Corddry, but does not include original star John Cusack.

The actress will be back for a fifth season of the cult NBC show. In addition to her work on "Community," she is also slated to appear in several film projects including "Walk of Shame" with Elizabeth Banks and James Marsden and "Teddy Bears" opposite Jason Ritter and Melanie Lynskey.

Box Office Report: 'Purge' Scares Up $3.4 Million Thursday Night

Universal's high-concept microbudgeted thriller The Purge invaded theaters on Thursday night, earning a solid $3.4 million in late-night and midnight runs.

PHOTOS: 26 of Summer's Most Anticipated Movies: 'Man of Steel,' 'Wolverine,' 'The Lone Ranger'The $3 million pic, starring Ethan Hawke and Game of Thrones'Lena Headey, could earn $20 million-plus in its domestic debut this weekend, besting Shawn Levy's Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson comedy The Internship, which took in $800,000 as it rolled out Thursday night (both films opened at 10 p.m.).

From 20th Century Fox and New Regency, The Internship did slightly better than expected, but isn't expected to beat The Purgefor the weekend in a blow for the filmmakers. Many reviewers have skewered the comedy, starring Vaughn and Wilson as washed-up sales men who become interns at Google, for being a love-letter to the giant tech company.

From writer-director James DeMonaco, The Purge -- which has already made its budget back -- is set in a future where one night a year all crime is legal. The Purge is the first title to be released through Universal's partnership with Jason Blum, the producer behind the Paranormal Activity franchise andInsidious. Blum produced with Michael Bay, Sebastien K. LeMercier and Bay's colleagues at Platinum Dunes, Andrew Form and Brad Fuller.

The Purge is leading ticket sales on Fandango, representing 54 percent of sales on Thursday. It's currently Fandango's top-selling horror movie of 2013 in terms of presales.